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cats. much more capable of taking care of their own damn business.
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... clothes?
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not many. less than half a dozen. (this is only counting people i know offline, for the record.) a large part of it is that i don't consider everyone i happen to get along with reasonably well a friend. it's a narrower term than than.
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the choice of pictures completely ruins the question, because now all i can think about is the taste of crayons. ew.
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open the cage door, probably. houdini, at least. she's called that for a reason, after all.
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0 DM.
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one that is over? because, you know, "perfect" means "finished" or "completed". that's the original definition.

i am also going to insist on reading "date" in the calender-related sense rather than the shmoopy romance one. though actually wait, no, i will read it in the botanical sense. yes. hilarity has been accomplished.
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no. lust, sure. but love is by definition a thing that takes time to develop. how can you feel deeply connected and attached to someone you don't even know yet. doesn't make sense.
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ib4 someone making a huge fuss about the word "mankind" being sexist. (though i can't actually be bothered to check whether maybe someone already has, i just think it's funny.)

that being said, here is my usual completely unhelpful response: the answer to both is "we're humans".
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the majority of non-US-americans do not give a fuck about american football! when will you realise that the world doesn't revolve around your country?
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no, it's just an inaccuracy.

i would not be lying if i claimed to be 20 years old, for instance. because i would not be claiming that i am exactly 20 years old, only that i've reached the 20th year of my life. which is, in fact, true. i'd only be omitting the fact that i've reached several other years of my life since then. how is that a lie?
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what's with the assumption that going to college is the norm for every person in every part of the world?
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no, sir, away! a papaya war is on!

:D
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"you are connected to an answerphone. please leave a message after the tone. *beep*"

i think it's the default. my father set it.
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don't press the red button.

no, that's not old news. it was a very specific red button.
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uh, the entire rest of the universe, i guess? i mean, all of it has at least one trait that's opposite to me in some way, and be it only that of not being me...

honestly, this is a strange question. who came up with it?
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for them to never come into being in the first place.

seriously, stop making assumptions.
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that's very poor wording right here. of course i believe that they exist. there's obviously people who hold them. whether i myself also hold them is an entirely different question.

(no, i don't.)
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i am equally apathetic about all of them. fucking overpopularity for achieving nothing significant at all. blah.
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ugh no i can't fucking stand cover versions. stop being lazy and come up with your own damn songs.