May. 8th, 2017

May. 8th, 2017 11:38 am
elsewhence: (r2-d2 fail)
man, the existance of dry coughs alone is evidence enough that humans weren't created by an intelligent god. your throat is irritated and sore because of too much coughing? let's throw some more coughing at it, that's sure to fix it! to the point where just breathing triggers another coughing fit, and coughing up gastric acid, and losing several hours of sleep every night because it's not as if the human body needs rest to heal itself or anything like that! what omniscient, omnipotent being would create something as inefficient as that? (unless it was also horribly malevolent, in which case there would be absolutely no reason to worship it...)

why the fuck did i get a cold in early may in the first place?

(and yeah, it's definitely just a cold. it's also not the first time a cold has done this to me. it never turns into a productive cough either, just keeps on going two steps forward and one step back until it gets bored or something. fuck nature.)