Feb. 7th, 2017

Feb. 7th, 2017 12:54 pm
elsewhence: (arkanoid and vaus)
amazon: "sorry, we can't send out your book - which we are telling you was released on january 30th - because it hasn't been released yet"

i think you may have a problem, amazon!

Feb. 7th, 2017 04:55 pm
elsewhence: (r2-d2 fail)
yes sure employment agency, tell me i have an appointment on monday, you will only learn that a) there's fuck all you can tell me to do right now because i haven't passed all of my final exams yet and b) i haven't applied for any jobs recently because i haven't passed all of my final exams yet. they really seem to be under the impression that i have! the conversation will probably last about ten minutes. of course i will not mention that inofficially i already know i've passed the written portion, and will just vaguely say that i didn't have a great feeling right after i finished them (which is absolutely true). and i will instead mention that depending on what my result looks like, there may also be a verbal exam even later on. realistically speaking there's no way i'm going to need that, it's for people whose result is just a tiny bit below 50%, in case they just had an especially bad day, but it's in my best interest to look as busy as possible...

my goal is that by the time i leave that place, they should be more annoyed than i am right now, yet utterly unable to do anything about it.