Jan. 16th, 2017

Jan. 16th, 2017 03:19 am
elsewhence: (r2-d2 fail)
one week of pointless "training" avoided, three weeks to go. at least one of which i will fill by feigning some sort of illness, but that's still two to go. and i will get absolutely nothing out of being there (except listening to some podcasts and audiobooks i'd never get around to otherwise, i guess). if i didn't need something plausible-looking to fill that time in my documention, i'd just stop showing up at all! one week was doable because my trainer will believe i just forgot to have them sign that one and do it himself, several might be suspicious.

god how i wish i could talk the people there into not having to show up at all and just signing something that looks right, but that's not exactly something you can bring up casually

actually i could totally just forge the signature, but there's always the slim possibility that someone will ask whether i was really there - if i'd been around for slightly less time than i was supposed to, flawed human memory would probably work in my favour, but if i hadn't been around at all, that would spell trouble

Jan. 16th, 2017 09:51 pm
elsewhence: (guide text adventure)
concept: in keeping with smartphones becoming more and more similar to the way the guide was described, an upgrade brings voice recognition functionality to the guide. it works exactly as well as you'd expect. hilarity ensues.